partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via trolling-potato)


galaxys4:

darn it i just saw a private part on the internet

(via trolling-potato)


so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

so-humorous:

kaminas-spirit:

House dressed as a house painting a house on a house

#amazing

(via everyoneeesucks)


tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank. [caboosium]

tastefullyoffensive:

Be nice to Frank.

[caboosium]

(via memewhore)



gregnorton:

tenaciousmermaid:

gregnorton:

tenaciousmermaid:

tenaciousmermaid:

MY DOOR JUST FUCKING OPENED ON ITS OWN

Haha lmao it was just my cat lol false alarm guys no worries my life is still boring as hell

Disappointed this didn’t end in ghosts.

Plot twist: my cat died last year it actually is ghosts haha got you fuckers bet u thought I was lame as fuck

Now we’re cooking


happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via trolling-potato)


emojustinyoung:

kievrob:

DEAR GOD, IT IS REAL

i am so offended yall thought i was lying

(via casting-lines)


(via belledudette)